有趣的道理 (英語內容)
Business Logics
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive!
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What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I am very
rich. Marry me!'
1. That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry
him.'
2. That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
3. That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the
way, I'm very rich ' Will you marry me?'
4. That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, 'You
are very rich, I want to marry you.'
5. That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich.
Marry me' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
6. That's Customer Feedback.
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