(轉貼) 我係一名賤男....我覺得真係要教精下D蠢男人....
之前個POST咁多人讚好真係好感動....
睇到個POST講好男人/壞男人....為公平起見....我都要開多個POST教精下D蠢男人....我依個post教大家點樣成為一個賤男既....
1.點解咁多好男人(自稱)話自己溝唔到女....d女比d mk仔溝晒....
a)唔使罔自菲薄~~你以為自己成日比女仔拒絕咩??其實你睇唔起果d mk仔比女仔拒絕既次數多你100倍呀....不過當然佢地成功次數比你多十幾倍呀....計返個rate其實係你嬴....不過梗係做輸果個好啦....我地係求量而唔係質....
b)一個好男人最錯既係因為佢用個腦黎諗野....由而家開始習慣用條j黎諗野....
用個腦黎諗野
i)你唔會通街撩d三唔識七既女仔吹水....因為咁做你會比人用d鄙視既眼光超你....100次有99次都冇人睬你....但係記住....啫係 100次有1次真係溝到女....試諗下....如果一日抽幾分鐘撩三個女仔....一個月就差唔多100個....咁你一個月就識多一條女....
ii)你就算識得既你都唔去追....因為用個腦黎諗野....你左諗右諗....又諗大家夾唔夾....又諗人地對你有冇意思....又要觀察下人地人品點....傻架??依d野留返比條女去諗啦....你諗得黎....觀察得黎....條女都比人溝左囉....
iii)用個腦黎諗野....你會諗點去追一個女仔....送d咩比人好....點約佢去街好....記住我地係求量而唔係質....要花錢花時間既....你點去漁翁撒網呀??
用條j黎諗野
i)可能你係麥記見到坐隔離既係女....你都會撩人吹水....100次有99次你都變左傻佬....so what用條j黎諗野緊係傻啦....人地唔睬你係啱架....不過你傻架咪....使咪理人點睇你啫....
ii)係識既你就追啦....唔好理公司同事定學校同學喇....不過記住係用條j黎諗野....所有要花錢花時間既唔好做....因為你唔識做....
iii)記住漁翁撒網呀....唔好諗點追一個女仔....只要做到keep in contact就得喇....時機一到佢自然會送上門比你食....
2.做賤男有咩技巧呢??
a)睇人眉頭眼額....你一定要識分邊條女易溝d....唔好晒時間係d難溝既身上....如果你唔識睇就試下毛手毛腳啦(識得既先好咁做呀)....佢唔反抗既....你就可以直接帶佢去開房(講笑....不過都差不多)
b)要好低調咁主動追女仔....啫係唔好窮追猛打....一來晒時間....二來比條女吊高黎買....約兩次去街都唔去就即刻放棄....去左兩次街手都拖唔到既都放棄....記住時間就係金錢....
c)唔好使太多錢....送禮物更加唔使....溝女要比錢既不如去叫雞....當你同一時間dating緊4-8條女己經好多錢要洗架喇....記住金錢更加係金錢....
d)儲電話no.....之前講既即刻放棄....唔係真係放棄....果條女果時難溝啫....唔代表將來難溝....過時過節咪send個msg比人囉....
e)有d旁門左道....好似d扮有錢仔呀....扮真心呀....晚晚msn呀....果d真係唔使(我個人覺得).....又麻煩又晒精神....通街都係d放蕩既女人....做咩花心機係d扮正經既身上呢.....
f)一定要做一個有腦既賤男....有腦既賤男有一個好聽D名....叫做浪子....冇腦既叫做狗公....有咩分別??狗公淨係識四圍摛....浪子就識得哄D蠢女人自己坐上黎....各位我好唔好將依個post改做....教大家點樣成為一個浪子呀....可能d女網友會冇咁反感....
g) 唔好講癈話....記住我地要做高手而唔係小丑....果d咩魔術呀...爛gag呀...iq題呀...真係可以收返晒....只有兩個人既時候根本唔使表現自己....係成大班人既gathering裡面....先至係最適當既時候凸出一下自己....一下就夠喇....
h)記住由今日開始....所有有眼神接觸既女都要撩....先打開話題....再拿攞電話....限時一分鐘....每日至少試3個....熟能生巧....
i)識多d賤男朋友....冇錯係男既....越多越好....冇既話....普通男都照殺....咁樣有助搞 gathering....gathering裡面溝女最容易....不過記得分配好先....唔好爭女....幾個人同時追一條女....條女會吊高黎買....搞到大家都冇得食....
j)幾豬排都要溝....如果你真係啃唔落....又冇人叫你一定要上....咪當識個朋友囉....起碼都識晒佢d女仔fd先....睇下有冇邊d正既....同樣道理....盡量係每識一個女仔之後....唔好發展住....識埋佢d女仔fd先....溝得既就溝晒佢....
k)d人去拍拖成日都係行街睇戲食飯....不過我地做賤男唔好隨波逐流....睇戲睇黎做口麥??識左唔係好耐....你又唔搞得佢....係戲院你有你睇佢有佢睇....不如分開睇啦....慳返張飛....行街行黎做口麥??你又唔會買野送比佢....而且行街依樣野永冇止境....sin晒d時間....都話明要漁翁撒網...食完飯就送佢返屋企....你重要趕下場架....
l)開頭記得扮君子呀....扮到天真無邪咁....暫時收返起你d淫念(如果你收唔既到既話....試下打左機先出街啦)....(依個課題好深....遲下再慢慢討論)
